Every Cloud…?

"That's a good inch...YES!"

I’ve had a week-long stomach bug. I have to say, I quite enjoy a little stomach flu; probably in a way that only a girl can, especially post christmas.

Every cloud has a silver lining eh?

 

All the sweating, shivering and vomiting aside – I’m quite happy to be a few pounds lighter at next to no effort. It really doesn’t feel like dieting if you genuinely aren’t hungry. Let’s face it, anything that gives me a relatively painless kick-start to the new year diet is going to be welcomed.

 

City Sprinter to Eastwood. No joke.

 

The only downside is, obviously, still having to drag my sorry arse into work. After a day of almost solid dry-boaking, I’m exhausted. The journey to and from work has jumped up a notch in the discomfort stakes, now that everyone is back from their Christmas Holidays and absolutely determined to CRAM themselves onto the City Sprinter.

 

SHHHHH GEMMA!!!!

Anyway, I need to go. I feel an attack of the dry boak coming on and I still need to put cat food out for Gemma who is currently scream-miaowing in my face.

 

 

 

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Showing Affection In Public: 5 Questions To Ask Yourself First

I don’t grudge people showing each other a little affection, but there IS a limit.

So, I’ve put together a short list of questions to ask yourself before you start getting stuck into someone in public like a horny fucking teenager…

1)    Are you in the closing scene of a Hollywood romantic comedy?

This is NOT you, ok?

2)       Did your partner just ask you to marry them?

Allowable!!

3)       Have you just received the best gift ever?

Possibly!!

4)       Are you about to be parted for a long period of time due to war and may never see each other again?

He’d be in a cupboard, going NOWHERE!

5)       Have you just saved the world together?

Don’t think so!!

      

If the answer to all of these questions is NO then there is absolutely no need for this ….

Seriously, can you NOT do that please?  

Other people DO NOT want to see your sex faces. OK?? Cretins.

Am I wrong, people?