The Trip

I’ve been watching The Trip starring Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan.

It’s the most joyful watch the BBC have produced in a long time. It is hilarious.

I went on a trip recently. I finished my shift at work and went home. That was it. Does that count as a trip? No? Ok.

Well, today I finished my shift and the cunting cash machine at my office swallowed my card. I put it in, and in a sort of comedy fashion, the screen went blank as though a message might appear to say HAHHAHAHA GET IT ROOON YE! Instead it just reset and acted as if nothing had happened.

Never mind.

I slipped in the cafeteria at work. Nobody really saw me, I did that down on one knee effort. It was alright, a wee thrill I suppose to break up my day.

Nothing exciting is happening as you can see. What’s happening with you?

Fanks.

I’m back…

I’ve been away for ages. My computer packed in. I got a new one ages ago but I’ve just been too fucken busy to come here any say anything.

There is no gossip.

What the fuck have yous been up to?

 

ta

HALLOWEEN

I thought I would dress up as a banker with slashed wrists and neck but since I work in a bank, I thought it might be a bit too far. So I decided to go for a True Blood theme. So I went as a vampire. So this was me….

I’m not sure what my hand is supposed to be doing

A real bottle from the HBO website. Goood old HBO, catering to nerds!

Real fangs that I had to stick in with denture cream. Denture cream is the most BAW RANK substance ever invented. I’m saving for the type of false teeth they screw into your nut.