Personal Ad’s: Your Guide To Euphemisms

Slim/Medium build = no tits, big arse

Bubbly= fat

Cuddly= really fat

a few extra pounds= Morbidly obese, only suitable for home visits and may require help to wash

Curvey= fat, with a chin like Desperate Dan!

Sociable= alcoholic

Good sense of humour = ugly

Colourful = tourette’s

Lively= manic depressive

traditional= prude

Loving = obsessive

Unique = transexual (pre op)

Different = ” (post op)

Honest = without social skills

Wacky = without social skills

Interesting = kinky

Adventurous = very kinky

Warm = slut

Open Minded = Dim

Sincere = German

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