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I Love Easter
Andrew stole a packet of Maltesers and Revels from an Easter Egg box this morning and ate them in his room. Little nutter. He’s already got the runs. I spent quite a large portion of my day yesterday scrapping gloopy, … Continue reading
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Tagged elbows, happy days, iraqi war prisoner, mother torture, shit, torture, up to ma elbows in shit
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Paranoia: Ripping Right Out Me!
The other night, I was fairly drunk and decided it was time to head home from my pal’s house. I phoned a taxi and about 5 minutes later I get a phonecall on my mobile. Usually this particular company … Continue reading
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Tagged alcohol, bundy, christians, drink, eastenders, fear, Glasgow, god-fearing, judgement, knife crime, murder, pants, paranoia, ripping, shit, silly cow, taxi, the fear, too much fucken crimewatch, trainwreck
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Dear Tumbledryer, I Love You!
Well, the start of a new year has come and there is a new phase beginning in my life as a mother. Yes folks, I am leaving the nappy phase. Little Andrew is only using nappy pants for bed or … Continue reading
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Tagged 1, 2, babies, baby borrowers?, cup, dirty, fuck, girls, i want another baby, machine, nappy, one, shit, shit machine, shitty, that, training, tumble dryer, two, two girls one cup, washing, wrong, yikes
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Georgina Baillie
Suprise suprise! The bold burlesque dancer Georgina Baillie is selling ‘her story’ to The Sun tabloid. Probably making a small fortune off the back of her ‘grand-fathers humiliation’ by printing (what i assume will be) all the goary details of … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew, Andrew Sachs, Baillie, BBC, bondage, bondage pics, brand, celebrity, cost, dog, entertainment, Georgina, Georgina Baillie, Georgina Baillie hate, georgina baillie the sun, georgina baillie update, georgina baillie what the fuck was all that about, Jonathan, Jonathan Ross, naked, pics, Price, quits, Ross, russell, russell brand, Russell Brand quits, Russell Brand quits bbc, Sachs, shit, the price of celebrity, the sun, voluptua, what the fuck was all the about
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Jonathan Ross & Russell Brand ‘Fiasco’ – Anyone Else Smell Shit?
I cannot believe the media scrum right now over Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand’s prank on Andrew Sachs at the start of the week. Talk about a FIRING SQUAD? It’s almost cringe-worthy to see all these media idiots literally overjoyed … Continue reading
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Tagged Actor, Andrew, Andrew Sachs, BBC, brand, Britton, call, calls, drunk, Fawlty, Fawlty Towers actor, Fern, fiasco, granddaughter, her, Jonathan, Jonathan Ross, Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, junked, Katona, Kerry, Kerry Katona, Morning, nut, oot, Phil, Phil and Fern, PR, prank, prank call, public, public property, Ross, rubbish, russell, russell brand, Sachs, sacked, Schofield, shit, smell, this, This Morning, Towers, UK
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