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Reaching Critical Mass
I know everyone will worry about their weight at some point in the year. Christmas is usually the peak of that time for me. The thought of sitting round with all my family, who are prone to ripping the piss, … Continue reading
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Tagged anorexia, body dysmorphia, cake, christmas, dinners, fat, fat christmas, food, food lover, mince pies, nightdress, primark, sex, sexy, shallow hal, thin model, thinspiration
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Showing Affection In Public: 5 Questions To Ask Yourself First
I don’t grudge people showing each other a little affection, but there IS a limit. So, I’ve put together a short list of questions to ask yourself before you start getting stuck into someone in public like a horny fucking … Continue reading
10 Characteristics That Say You’re A Fucking Train Wreck
We all know someone who is a total fucking train wreck. Someone who probably seems OK to start, but when you scratch the surface, you come away thinking…”Hmmm, no sure about him/her!”. You might give them the benefit of the … Continue reading
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The Kid’s Are Alright!
HO-FUCKING-YES! Tickets to the live screening of Rab C Nesbitt! An absolute dream come true. My brother Bryan and I have been watching it since we were roughly the ages of my two boys just now (5 &7). We started … Continue reading
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Bitter Valentine’s Day Activities – Suggestions
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World Cup 2010 – My Thoughts
WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. A) The One Show B) Eastenders ……………naw, naw naw naw NAW…..this isny happening..this isney happening man. YA BASTAAAAARDS!!
T-Mobile G1 Handset Review: An honest review about the G1!
Well, I got my phone in mid July 2009. Was super excited. I found the keyboard an absolute godsend because I do spend a lot of time emailing and texting. The email function to check Gmail, yahoo, and any other … Continue reading
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Tagged battery, bond, G1, G1 battery life, G1 problems, G1 review, handset, HTC, James, James Bond, life, mobile, old, old woman, Problems, sex, t, t-mobile, woman
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Crazy World
I’ve just read THIS article. 9 Years for having sex with a wee 12 year old boy. What a disgusting, vile, waste of flesh this woman is. 9 years…I don’t see why tax-payers should have to pay for her to … Continue reading
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Do You Know What Really Rips My Knitting???
Kissing noises! “What?” I hear you ask?? Kissing noises! See that noise of someone slowly and romantically kissing your neck? See that slow but REALLY LOUD pop of their lips kissing your skin? It goes right fucken through me. … Continue reading
Laura White: Simple Victim Of Moral Politics?
Laura White has been booted off X-Factor in a shocking result which left her in the bottom two acts to face the judges vote. Laura was sent home in favour of Spanish diva Ruth. Simon Cowell admitted “I have no … Continue reading
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