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Awkward Moment In 3…2…1…
Due to an extreme drop in my ‘give a fuck’ gauge; I’ve taken to wearing training shoes on the journey to and from work (see picture above). I know it looks a bit crazy but the weather really forced my … Continue reading
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Keep Your Heart To Yourself
(From a creative writing exercise 2005) Of course, by ‘heart’, I dont mean take your name off the donor list or anything. I mean your secrets, your joys, your pains, your emotions. Only when you hand over these things to … Continue reading
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