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Dear Tumbledryer, I Love You!
Well, the start of a new year has come and there is a new phase beginning in my life as a mother. Yes folks, I am leaving the nappy phase. Little Andrew is only using nappy pants for bed or … Continue reading
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Why Is Desperate Housewives So Shit Now?
I’d taped the last episode of Desperate Housewives on Sky+ the other day and I’d forgot about it until tonight. When I put it on though, here is what I noticed…these day’s, 90% of the storyline is utter pish. Here … Continue reading
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Broody.Out.Ma.Nut
I saw a the loveliest wee baby boy while i was waiting on my friend getting her hair done aaargh!
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Do You Know What Really Rips My Knitting???
Kissing noises! “What?” I hear you ask?? Kissing noises! See that noise of someone slowly and romantically kissing your neck? See that slow but REALLY LOUD pop of their lips kissing your skin? It goes right fucken through me. … Continue reading
Migraines, Expensive Sandwiches and Close Cleaners
This morning they weans had me up at 6.30am. I suppse thats what I get for putting them to bed at 6.30 last night so I could lie and enjoy my migraine in peace and quiet. I knew that bacon … Continue reading
Bye Russell!
As we wave goodbye to one of the UK’s most funny and articulate comedians, who is now taking his funny self to the US where Production Executives tend to take a bit more care with pre-recorded shows so that people … Continue reading
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David Duchovny: Sex Addict Shocker?
Reuters – Friday, August 29 02:01 am LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – “X-Files” star David Duchovny, who currently plays a womanizing writer on the cable television series “Californication,” said on Thursday he has entered a facility for treatment of sex addiction. … Continue reading
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Rich Cunt Buys Castle
Came across THIS article earlier. Essentially, what it’s asking us to do is revel in happiness that some twat who was in a car crash last year, has got his life back on top form and now even has the … Continue reading
