I’ve got a bit of a dilemma. I NEED a new swimming costume. I’ve been saying this for ages but I want to try and improve my fitness. The problem, really, is two-fold. Firstly, the thought of getting into a swimming costume and walking into a public area makes me want to greet; Secondly, the prices of swimming costumes (I’m pretty sure) are DESIGNED to prevent me from wanting to do it. ….Let me show you what I mean.
I don’t get it. It’s L Y C R A right? I mean, I know I’m looking at swimming costumes for ‘curvier’ women but I’m not looking for whole factory rolls of the stuff. Fucking hell! I give up, the thought of getting the water in my mouth gives me the dry boak anyway.
This morning they weans had me up at 6.30am. I suppse thats what I get for putting them to bed at 6.30 last night so I could lie and enjoy my migraine in peace and quiet. I knew that bacon and brie sandwich fae Obriens wisney a good idea. Brie. Somebody asked me what Brie is and I said its a type of cheese. “Awright, cheese give me migraines!” they said. Aye, it gies me migraines as well but I had forgot about that until they reminded me…..i ate the fucken thing anyway.
Bacon and Brie sandwhich fur £3.95. £3.95? Thats a Happy Meal fae McDonalds wi an extra burger and chips. Or, as I usually get, exta chips and a plain sunday to dip the chips in (sick?)…. pure fucken bruilliant.
Anywie, so av been in a cunt tae a mood aw morning.
Zool- no far aff!
A heard the close cleaners oot cleaning the close anaw. Noo, everycunt in this close paies an extra £8 fae their housing benefit to these cunts, so they never see it. Except I pay these cunts out oot ma ain money….oot ma ain fucken money. And I could dae a better fucken joab masel if a stuck a dead dug oan the end of a stick, dipped it in pish and mopped the stairs.
Is this supposed to be funny? Are we supposed to roll our eyes and tut in a “people do the darnest things!” kinda way? I just find this sad. This couple might have saved for years for this trip and they might have starved for the remainder of it after this event. Sad…just really really tragic!