So that was me on holiday for the week. We were in Perthshire, near Crieff in a rented cottage. I went with my family; my mum, stepdad, 2 brothers, my neice and my two weans. The potential for family meltdown was never far away but we had a nice time overall and we enjoyed it.
Highlights include; me getting absolutely fucked on vodka and lemonade, making a pizza at 1am, tanning it then projectile vomiting into the bath from standing height (the light bathroom had blown) so that when everyone got up in the morning they were greeted with the smell of rancid vomit and the sight of it splattered more or less over all the bathroom tiles.
I ended up fucking on Magic Music on the Sky channel and drunk texting about 4 different people who I felt I needed to extent a note complete honesty to. I woke up the next morning with my phone vibrating from text messages from people who had clearly woken up to my texts and were thinking………….???!?!?!?!? I had completely forgotten I had texted anyone until I read up the conversation list to reveal the true horror. Is there an App that stops you sending text messages when you start drinking?
I also ate my body weight in Scottish fudge. Nice.
So I will be going through all the blog posts I’ve missed and I will be commenting. What has everyone else been up to? I’ve missed you.