I think Daniel Craig is ok as James Bond….I haven’t really “bonded” with his interpretation of the character, and I haven’t really bonded (sorry) with the new style of scripts etc.
I don’t agree with the way they dumped Pierce Brosnan because I think he was by far the best. The best all round. I don’t really bother with the old bond movies to be honest, but whenever Pierce Brosnan Bond movies are on- I watch them. They were great. The best. And Pierce Brosnan is a ride. HAHA Bet yous were wondering when I would say that.
Naughty!
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twoforapound // February 22, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Never seen a Bond film aw the way through.
Is that bad?
alannaonline // February 22, 2009 at 11:05 pm
that is TERRIBLE. LOL. Think of the cheesey pick up lines you are missing, think of the absolutely gratuitous sexism…….
YOU WOULD LOOOVE IT !
FionaF // February 23, 2009 at 10:53 am
Bond’s in order of preference;
Daniel Craig
Sean Connery
Pierce Brosnan
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
George Lazenby (naebody likes him)
Favourite Bond film;
Live & Let Die (even though it’s Roger Moore)
LEAST favourite Bond film;
Octopussy (shite upon shite)
I think Daniel Craig is HOT as James Bond. He has that look about him that says ‘I’ll shag you till you canny walk’. Drooooolllll…
TFP – Think of all the Bond girls you’re missing out on
twoforapound // February 23, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Hahaha no fucking WAY!
Women like that are totally no my type. They make me ill.
On the James Bond theme, remember the theme ‘For Your Eyes Only’, sang by Sheena Easton?
My da used tae go oot wi her!
FionaF // February 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Did she no used tae pump Prince anaw?
No bad for a lassie from Bellshill.
BTW – The modern Bond girls are quite fit, I’d even shag them if I was drunk enough.You’re likely thinking about the hairspray/pillow tits/ false eyelashes ones fae the 70’s. They were truly horrific.
What is your type? Name your top 5 celebrity burds.
twoforapound // February 24, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Haha, dunno why but it’s dead weird hearing someone else talk aboot Bellshill. That’s where I lived before I moved tae Edinburgh. My dad lived next door to Sheena years ago, before he met my mum and before she got aw big-fur-her-boots lol
I was in Bellshill at the weekend, if you’ve ever been you might remember Aladdins?
Haha I’m pissing myself thinking aboot Bellshill noo.
Anyway, the Bond girls thing. Well, the 70’s ones are awful, in’t they? But even the new ones – it’s aw that glamour and femme fatale stuff that puts me aff. I think I find it quite intimidating lol
Top 5 Celebrity Burds…. let me think.
In no particular order:
Winona Ryder
Sarah Beeny (Property Ladder)
Fiona Bruce (naw, really…)
Stirling Gallacher (The Office, Doctors etc)
Anna Friel (bit predictable?)
I actually struggled to get five. They change aw the time, depending on what I’ve been watching.
Aye, so there ye are.
Derek Stillie // February 24, 2009 at 11:34 pm
http://www.leninimports.com/amanda_lamb_gallery_1.jpg
In the moof.
twoforapound // February 25, 2009 at 10:42 am
Naw, she’s no quite dirty enough.
FionaF // February 25, 2009 at 10:45 am
I was born in Bellshill and we lived there till I was 8. That’s where my dad’s from. I made Steve take me through it a few years back and there’s a big fuckin flyover at the top of the North Road. I canny really remember much about it to be honest, just that the North Road was really long and went uphill and my old school, Noble Primary.
Love your pin-up list – all very dark and intellectual (well, except for Sarah Beeny – although she HAS got that severe, bossy thing going on. Could ye no go for Supernanny?)
If I HAD to shag a woman then this would be my top 5; (not the top 5 of women I think are most attractive, these are just the ones I think would be sexiest)
Angelina Jolie
Kate Winslet
Mila Jovovich
Maggie Gyllenhal
Davina McCall
I really STRUGGLED with that, I just love the boaby too much
Derek, glad to see you admire a woman with some meat on her bones, she has great tits.
twoforapound // February 25, 2009 at 10:58 am
I was brought up in Uddingston but my dad’s family are fae Bellshill.
I was through at the weekend and I do sometimes miss it. Ye cannae beat the West Coast.
Your list, Fiona:
Angelina – No fucking way, she looks dead slimy.
Kate – aye, probably.
Mila – see, I dunno aboot her. Maybe.
Maggie – oh totally! Don’t find her that attractive but I wouldnae say naw.
Davina – get tae fuck.
Aye, I can see you struggled wi that Fiona, that’s how you only picked 5!
Amanda Lamb has this normal girl thing aboot her, like yer pal fae school or something. There’s no enough there to interest me.
Here, whit aboot Helen Mirren?
alannaonline // February 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Ok Jumping in on this wan here,
Top 5 in no particular order
Janeane Garofolo (a like her dead much!)
Gillian Anderson ( in her X Files days)
Marisa Tomei
Sue Perkins (and funny anaw!)
Holly Willoughby
Kate Winslet got bumped for Sue Perkins….
Fiona, the Daniel Craig thing I see absolutely…he looks like he’d break you but in a nice tender way…..also, I fancy Clive Owen more than words can express. He is my next Ride blog i think.
twoforapound // February 25, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Janeane Garofolo – I agree on this one
Gillian Anderson – I don’t do ginger
Marisa Tomei – Nah, ye can keep her
Sue Perkins – Haha oh my god, she might be put in my Top 5. I love Sue. People say my woman looks like her but only slightly. Loved her in the series wi Giles Coren on BBC2.
Holly Willoughby – too blonde.
LOL Ride blog! Good yin…
FionaF // February 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Helen is a right dirty. I bet there’s no taboo’s there. She likely lets ye stick anything anywhere.
Susan Sarandon, noo she’s a fine looking older woman and she also has that dirty thing. Remember her in ‘Witches of Eastwick’. Bet she pumps Tim Robbins senseless.
Hahahahah, Davina was a wee joke BTW
Here’s my men (in no particular order)
Andrew McCarthy
Johnny Depp
Jack Coleman (Mr Bennet fae ‘Heroes’)
James Nesbitt
Paul Rudd (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin)
Jim Carrey
Oliver Platt (aye, ah know, ah know…)
Gerard Butler
Robert Downey Jr
Dan Gillespie Sells (lead singer of The Feeling)
Ed Norton
Ah fuck it, there’s hundreds more. I’m like a dug on heat. Sake!
twoforapound // February 25, 2009 at 1:48 pm
FionaF // February 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Helen is a right dirty. I bet there’s no taboo’s there. She likely lets ye stick anything anywhere.
Hahahhaahahahaha! My kinda gal!
FionaF // February 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I’m like a dug on heat. Sake!
Lol I know the feeling, cannae even drink the now cos I’ll get done for rape or something, cannae control myself. I’m a sick fuck.
alannaonline // February 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
“”Andrew McCarthy – who?
Johnny Depp – hunnersa!
Jack Coleman (Mr Bennet fae ‘Heroes’) – maybe a dirty quick wan in a lift!
James Nesbitt – used to but….aye awright fux sake
Paul Rudd (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin) – aye
Jim Carrey – aye
Oliver Platt (aye, ah know, ah know…) – who?
Gerard Butler – who?
Robert Downey Jr- hunnersa hunnersa but mer in his younger days
Dan Gillespie Sells (lead singer of The Feeling)- never
Ed Norton – 100% agreement
right adding a few more.
George Clooney
Dev Patell
Jake Gyllenhaal
Gary Barlow
Howard fae Take That….he’s no the fay wan is he?
Shane fae Boyzone….dirty
The guy that plays the QC on the tele (no Kavanagh)
Tony Head
Charlie fae Casualty
Abs Fae Casualty
……….
Patrick Stewart
Clint Eastwood
The guy fae No Country For Old Men (the baddie)
Josh Brolin
………………………….. I seem to have a problem. I think Im on heat as well…………
FionaF // February 25, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Alanna – at massive inconvenince here’s links to the ones you don’t know
Andrew McCarthy (St Elmo’s Fire, Kingdom Hospital, Pretty in Pink) http://www.nypost.com/tv/galleries/03092008_brat_pack/photo01.jpg
Oliver Platt (Flatliners, Lake Placid, The West Wing) http://www.jkrweb.com/newyork/celebs/platt.jpg
Gerard Butler ( I canny BELIEVE you don’t know the bold Gerry – he’s fae Paisley – 300, Rock n Rolla, PS I Love You, Phantom of the Opera. Sake!!!)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263982~Gerard-Butler-Posters.jpg
In fact he’s so FINE he’s getting another photie;
http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/gerard-butler-300-3.jpg
(check out that 6 pack – RIDE!)
I canny really agree with most of your list (no shock there – wrinkly baws tae death) except George Clooney (exception to the ‘no wrinkly sack’ rule) and Jake Gyllenhal. Yer No Country For Old Men guy is Javier Bardem. Aye, I’d dae him I suppose.
Charlie fae Casualty – Jesus Christ!!!!…..
TFP – Have you EVER been with a man or were you always certain that you were gay? A gay male friend of mine realised he definitely WAS gay when he was on holiday with his girlfriend at some spa place and he kept getting a hardon whenever this lifeguard was on duty at the pool (He ended up going to bed with him. Said it was the best sex he’d ever had so that was the clincher
)
alannaonline // February 25, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Fiona, you have superior tastes to me for sure. Andrew McCarthy- oh aye a know him now…aye whit a ride
Oliver Platt? Fiona, you might be have been secretly given meth when you decided you liked him. seriously.
Gerard Butler – aw he is a ride aye. canny believe a didny know who that was…..i must be out of my mind.
My list is fine, leave it alone.
Charlie fae Casualty…aye your right i was at it there.
twoforapound // February 25, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Fiona – buy my autobiography at WH Smiths where you can read my life story, all my secrets and more (available in hardback)
derekstillieknowslots // February 26, 2009 at 2:13 am
http://www.channel4.com/4homes/images/mb/Channel4/4homes/on-tv/a-place-in-the-sun/about-amanda-lamb/red-dress-lg–gt_full_width_landscape.jpg
IN THE MOOOOOOF.
twoforapound // February 26, 2009 at 10:33 am
http://www.thegardeningwebsite.co.uk/images/naomi_cleaver_hires.jpg
Love this woman, she used tae be on aw these homes programs, grand design type things on Channel 4.
Now, SHE is filthy.
And she looks like my old boss.
FionaF // February 26, 2009 at 1:47 pm
“Charlie fae Casualty…aye your right i was at it there”
________________________________
Were. You.Fuck.
Oliver Platt I canny really explain. I mean he’s fat and has a rubbery face and aw that but there’s something dead sexy about him. It’s no any worse than James May anway. Sake.
Glad you agree aboot wee McCarthy. He’s top of my list, has been since I was in my teens. I love him.
FionaF // February 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Derek, you silver tongued devil you. She is a fine looking burd all the same.
TFP – I didny mean to pry there and I’m not normally nosey (honest). Your Naomi Cleaver is very foxy right enough. Defo has that sleazy thing going on
twoforapound // February 26, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Haha don’t worry, the uncut versions been emailed to ye.
That Naomi Cleaver is pure dirt. I’d love her tae come here and slag off my flat and say that it’s pish anaw that.
I’d fucking love it.
FionaF // February 27, 2009 at 8:55 am
Wahahahahahaha!
She’d make ye scrub the floor while using your back as a footstool.
(away tae read your email
)
alannaonline // February 27, 2009 at 8:47 pm
ahahahahhahaha this blog post has taken a severe turn…..if ma maw reads it she will pish herself laughing!
xxx
twoforapound // February 28, 2009 at 9:09 am
Fiona – don’t say things like that tae me! I spend a lot of time trying to control mysel, comments like that don’t help.
Would I have Marigolds on?
FionaF // February 28, 2009 at 10:44 am
If you like
– how about Naomi dressed like Trinity fae the Matrix, sunglasses and everything and you in a 1940’s day-dress wi yer hair in a head scarf and some of they old-school nylons on. Get yersel one of those metal pails and a big bristly scrubbing brush.
Ye’d have to call Cleaver ‘Madam’ anaw.
Heeheeheeheehee
FionaF // February 28, 2009 at 10:47 am
BTW – Never got that e-mail yet…
twoforapound // February 28, 2009 at 10:56 am
I sent it to the email that shows when you post on my blog.
twoforapound // February 28, 2009 at 11:00 am
Can I wear a tabard?
FionaF // February 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
Oh a tabard, hmmmmm. Aye, on ye go then. A nylon checked one?
Defo didn’t get the email tho’. I’ll email you the now and you can check what the address is. I’m mystified. (I’m no posting my email address for all to see – I’m weird that way)
funkacycle // March 15, 2009 at 11:23 am
The Craig, he’s a moody cunt though