
John McCain: With this record, who thought Bush was a better choice in 2000? Shoot them!
…John McCain’s life story?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCain
McCain didn’t win the election. America was headed for a more historical moment than McCain could live up to. That doesn’t mean that John McCain isn’t a worthy person to be in the White House. His life read’s like a Tom Cruise movie, infact, isn’t Top Gear based on his life in parts?
John McCain should have been in office in 2001. The world might be a better place if he had been the commander and chief at the time when the US needed someone of his caliber the most. Unfortunely, it’s too late for him now, and a new wave of politics is sweeping the country.
I like John McCain. I prefered his speech after the election results. I admired the way he stood up to the blatant racist or WRONG people in his election rallies. I admire how he showed his discomfort with the way his campaign team were conducting the operation.
I really wish John McCain a good, healthy, long life. He deserves it. What a fucking trooper.
- Very Hollywood
PS. How handsome was he when he was young eh? Wow!

9 responses so far ↓
Fiona // November 7, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No tae be picky or anything but did you no mean ‘Top GUN’? LOL
I’ll humbly apologise if you did mean ‘Top Gear’.
He WAS extremely handsome right enough. I just watched that film ‘SiCKO’ by Michael Moore. Jesus! So glad I don’t live in America.
johnifer // November 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Omg… He is a hottie right enough. Shame he now looks like earthworm jim!
Fiona // November 7, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Earthworm Jim – ROFL!
alannaonline // November 7, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Fiona …. TOP GUN! AHAHAHAHA Aye awww whit a fucken tit. im leaving that its too funny to edit.
Eh? handsome or what. he actually does look a bit like Tom Cruise. Apparently he has a temper though eh? “angry eyes” is what CNN called it after a debate. rofl.
Laurence has a theory. That John McCain won the nomination in 2000 and became president in 2001. When 911 started he fucken hammered Iraq, then Iran and pakistan got involved and he got angry wi them and basically started 3rd world war which annihalated most of the human race. Survivng scientists got together and built a time machine to go back in time to kill McCain but they could only go back to a specific time once then they couldn’t go before that. Their first attempt was the first plane he crashed into power lines in the navy. That didny work so they tried again. Fail. Then they decided to blow him up on a naval air base ship… Forrester disaster but he survived. Then they tried to shoot him out the sky but he survived. Then the left him in the hands of the Viet Cong hoping he would give up and die. Wrong again. Their last solution was to rig the nomination vote in 2000 which meant that America ended up with that fool Bush as president. They hoped he would give up then…naw! The only way they could stop him from becoming president was to make his opponent unbeatable…so they rigged it to have Obama as the other candidate, hoping America would accept the change and McCain would be beaten.
Its a little bit Sci-Fi I know…… but I thought it was a fucken belter of a story eh? The guy has led some life…. i mean, it COULD be possible hahaha.
EARTHWORM JIM! hahahaha rofl
alannaonline // November 7, 2008 at 5:57 pm
ps. he is handsome but ive jist realised he looks like ma big brother so ….. a wouldny! even if i had a time machine…. wrong! A canny fancy John Travolta or Tom Cruise…. they remind me of ma brother so thats that ruined
johnifer // November 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I find that I can actually fancy both of them(Tavolta & Tom Cruise)… in anything previous to them becoming nutjob scientologists. Now I cannae stand either of them.
johnifer // November 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
John travolta in saturday night fever. oooooooooooft!!!!
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bakerka23 // November 9, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Since we’re talking about who we fancy, what about Johnny Knoxville’s body in Jackass – The Movie. Makes me actually drool. I mean I actually salivate. That’s true.